From Twitter 06-29-2010

[italianeaglesct]

• @changehistory I'm in favor of it. It's hard to get away from the job at times, so I need to remember to screw around some.
  
• @heartofmurder I could be having more fun. *smirk*
  
• @changehistory Well a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
  
• @heartofmurder *Smiles* You made Main better than Disney.
  
• @changehistory So you'd be playing Billy?
  
• @heartofmurder You think? I might be able to come up with something.
  
• @heartofmurder I don't want to be around them. I want to spend time with Nathan. vPeter's my friend too, but the other Sylars are pricks.
  
• @changehistory Does that mean I get to tell you the hammer is my penis?
  
• @heartofmurder You don't have to see them. I'll see Peter and Nathan, but that's my deal. They're my friends and kind of family.
  
• @heartofmurder Sylar if I'm spending time with them, the last thing I want is to worry about you killing them. You don't have to be there
  
• @heartofmurder I know you better now. You do not work and play well with others.
  
• @changehistory *leans close* The hammer is my penis.
  
• @heartofmurder I had stars in my eyes, and wanted to think the best of you.
  
• @heartofmurder *kisses* Don't worry about it.
  
• @changehistory My life is complete, Adam.
  
• @heartofmurder Getting along with Nathan isn't a requirement. I don't live with him. You're the one I want.
  
• @heartofmurder I'll add that to the list of things I'm not allowed to say to you.
  
• @heartofmurder *arms around his neck*I know you're stressed about the attack. But it'll be fine. They pissed me off too. I don't like how-
  
• @heartofmurder they talked to either of us. But I'm going to let it go.
  
• @changehistory I thought I might have to work a little harder.
  
• @changehistory I was pretty sure you were easy, Adam. No surprise there.
  
• @changehistory Sorry I'm not one of the fully bunny Peters.
  
• @heartofmurder *sighs* How would you like me to try to get off your nerves?
  
• @heartofmurder I'm not as smart as you are. Chances are, I'm going to say stupid shit.
  
• @changehistory But I'm interesting that way.
  
• @changehistory So when is this Dr. Horrible event? Who's playing Penny?
  
• @heartofmurder That would probably be best. *smiles*
  
• @heartofmurder *snuggles* I'd appreciate it. Want to go swimming?
  
• @heartofmurder Not a problem if we go to Linderman's yacht. It has a pool. You won't need trunks.
  
• @heartofmurder You are a prude, Sylar.
  
• @heartofmurder Sylar, come on. OK fine. I will stop trying to be playful.
  
• @heartofmurder I noticed. How about I go swimming and you read a book?
  
• @heartofmurder Get yourself a book, and I'll port us to the yacht.
  
• @heartofmurder I have read a book, Sylar. Don't faint. But sure I can find something to read to. *should find the dirtiest book I can*
  
• Follow @idyllgirl she's a super person and a great friend.
  
• @heartofmurder It was a real book, asshole.
  
• @heartofmurder I have read the Prince and the Art of War. I really liked the Book of Five Rings. *arches eyebrow* Not stupid.
  
• @heartofmurder *smirks*Oh that was playful. Why don't you port us to a bookstore, and I'll get us to the yacht?
  
• @heartofmurder Not a problem. I'll be in the childrens' books looking for something to keep me busy.
  
• @heartofmurder "Oh I intend to." I head up to the customer service desk and ask where I can find the erotica section. "Thanks"
  
• Peter-Con!! Hey my fellow Peters do you guys wanna watch Bill N Ted's Excellent Adventure soon?
  
• Cesar is a salad dressing dude. #billnted
  
• @vampire_peter @all_heart Dude!!!!!
  
• Ted's dad is a dick. He reminds me of Arthur.
  
• @heartofmurder The books are a bit nicely organized. "Gotta love a good bookstore." I find a couple that are particularly detailed and take-
  
• @heartofmurder them up to the counter to pay. I've got them bagged and waiting for Sylar when he's done. "Ready when you are."
  
• @heartofmurder "I suppose we could just sit somewhere and read. Want to go back to our hotel room? It's nice there and quiet." I wouldn't -
  
• @heartofmurder mind stretching out there at all.
  
• @darkelegance EXCELLENT!
  
• San Dimas High School Football RULES!!!
  
• @heartofmurder This is going to be so nice. I port us to the boat. It's crew is used to me coming and going, so no one blinks. I lead him-
  
• @heartofmurder to the cabin I usually take. "I've got trunks and stuff here. I'm sure you can find something to wear too." I peel off my -
  
• @heartofmurder clothes and grab some swim trunks out of a drawer. "I'll meet you on deck."
  
• @heartofmurder I have the staff make me something cold, sweet and full of rum, then stretch out in the sun near the pool. I can't tan or -
  
• @heartofmurder burn, so no worries there. I pull out the first book, and start to read and bask.
  
• @heartofmurder Yep this was a good idea. The fun feels great. The drink is good, and the book's not bad at all. Doesn't hurt that I can -
  
• @heartofmurder pretend that it's the two of us playing the parts. "Do you want a drink or anything? Just tell them what you want."
  
• @twitter Come on! Give me my tweets back.
  
• @heartofmurder "I am having a coconut daiquiri. Can't get drunk, but I like the taste." I hold my glass out to him. "You can taste mine."
  
• @heartofmurder "Erotica." I take my drink back and take a sip. "It's about a couple of really hot guys. They work together, but they hook-
  
• @heartofmurder up after hours for some kinky fun."
  
• @heartofmurder "I don't know if the writer's a guy, but the character's are. They go nuts in the executive wash room. It's pretty good." -
  
• @heartofmurder I pick it up and find my place again. "I've got eternity to expand my horizons. I'm on vacation. If I want to read smut, I'm-
  
• @heartofmurder going to read smut. Besides the one guy looks like you."
  
• @heartofmurder "Yes. I am. It's perfectly normal." He snatches the book again and stomps off with it. "I think about you doing stuff like-
  
• @heartofmurder that without a book too. Going to toss my dirty mind in the pool too?" I set my drink down and wrap my arms around his waist.
  
• @heartofmurder "I fantasize about you, Sylar."
  
• @heartofmurder "Do you love me?" I rake my hair out of my eyes and glare at him. "Do you? Because people who are in love think about sex.-
  
• @heartofmurder That doesn't make me some kind of demented pervert either. Christ you think about killing people. I think about you naked."
  
• @heartofmurder "Dick." I sink to the bottom and stay there. It's not like I can't breathe under there.
  
• @heartofmurder I can't do anything right. Doesn't seem to matter what I do or say. Going to keep my eyes closed and stay down here until -
  
• @heartofmurder I don't feel like ripping his lungs out. Christ I may as well be in love with a god damn priest.
  

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